I am getting a tad tired of reading about wearable computers and shit. I don’t want to wear a computer. A true computer should sit on your desk, whir, hum and click, weigh about five hundred pounds, and look like a nineteen fifties Chevy gear box. I don’t want a computer on my head, wrist, or dick. So, I was somewhat heartened to read that Nike has gotten out of the hardware wearable’s market and fired virtually all the members of its “FuelBrand” team. A Nike SpokesHack said… "As a fast-paced, global business we continually align resources with business priorities. As our Digital Sport priorities evolve, we expect to make changes within the team, and there will be a small number of layoffs. We do not comment on individual employment matters." You mealy mouthed fucker… Your dumb fuck idea didn’t work, so you did what’s best for Phil Knight’s Swiss bank account… You fired a shitload of people!
It's more like a Ford!