I have written recently about the cretins, fucktards and douchenozzles who are so fucking brain dead they are prepared to blow dumpster loads of money on such inane apps as… “Kim Kardashian in Hollywood.” Yes, and even though you could burn big bucks to dress Kim, or go clubbing with her. There was at least some subliminal form of engagement. But, when coming out of my Idaho Potato Vodka fuelled mist, I realized I had forgotten the ultimate App-Wank of all time… Namely “Yo.” Whose only function is to enable you to send the word “Yo” to fellow cretins, who will then send the word “Yo” back to you. So far, it has pulled well over a million fucking dollars from investors, who are obviously brain dead… But then again, most investers are… Please, please, explain this shit to me!
Yeah... I could "Yo" that!