I normally get four to five hundred emails a day. Obviously, that’s because of my magnetic personality and stunning good looks. Today I have a bazillion. And they are all offering me “Awesome Deals” on "Cyber Monday." Give me a fucking break guys… I can troll “The Tubes” when I need shit and can suss out the best deals out there. Right now you are pissing me off… Which is not fucking smart… It's fucking dumb.
This is not dumb!