This just in on the holistically, artisanal, curated, totally fucked up Internet of every fucking thing bullshit o-rama. Apparently, In a new study in the journal Addictive Behaviors, researchers at the Naval Medical Center in San Diego tell of a 31-year-old man who was being treated in the Navy’s alcohol-abuse program. He showed significant frustration and irritability when not allowed to use his Google Glass, to the point where his right forefinger would almost involuntarily move up to his temple and tap, as if to turn on the device. The patient – which is medical-ese for CRETIN - told doctors that if he had been prevented from wearing the device at work, he’d become irritable and argumentative… Thereby providing conclusive proof that future generations living on the planet Zorgo 3 are fucked. Particularly when the Dilithium crystas burn out, Cap'n!
I shall get one with my next iArse implant!