In the never ending proliferation of app’s for douchenozzles too fucking lazy to get off their fat arse and actually do real things… Now there‘s FELT… Which allows fucktards to send handwritten holiday cards to friends and family. You can select a holiday card, and handwrite each card and envelope using your finger or a stylus. Once the cards are complete, FELT prints, stamps and sends them for you… This leads me to ask the question… How impressed were you the last time someone sent you a handwritten note or letter? I have the one David Ogilvy sent me when I interviewed with him back in my Mad Man days, before most of you were born. It is a treasure that I will take with me to the “big agency in the sky.” Fuck “apps” buy yourself a fountain pen and some decent writing paper. You will be stunned by the impression you make!
Eva can suck my pen anytime!