Did you see that Ted “Everyone Despises Me” Cruz is considering Carly Fiorina for Vice President, if he overcomes the universal hatred he enjoys and actually gets elected to the presidency? Quote of the day belongs to Chad Sweet, Cruz's campaign chairwanker who told CNN's Jake Tapper on "The Lead." "She's one of the most talented business leaders of modern times." Hello, she is a fucking disaster who almost destroyed HP and got hammered when she ran for the senate, not to mention forgetting to pay her staff for nearly five years. They sound like the perfect match!
She used to work at Bud!