Staying with the Publicis merry go round, it was also announced that Maurice “Le Patron” Levy, will remain Chairman and CEO of Le BDHC until 2017. This will take him past his one hundred and seventy fifth fucking birthday and make him nearly as old as Rupert Murdoch, the “Wizened of Oz,” who since his divorce from Wendy “I shagged Tony Blair” Deng, has become the world’s most eligible bachelor! Is it any wonder that as I have chronicled in depth, the Publicis/Omnicom merger was a giant fuck up which cost Publicis millions, so obviously the thing to do is reward the guy most responsible for the disaster? I guess this will give him three more years to fuck up even more things… No wonder “Deja vu” is French!
Oh, and the "burning down the agency" headline is explained on AdScam. 'Cos every-fucking-thing is explained on AdScam!
I shall retire when nothing is left to take the piss out of!