Following on from my last post about Amazon only making a few trillion dollars, news in from The Register that Amazon Web Services delivered $3.2 BILLION in sales. And that’s a part of Amazon that you don’t often hear about. Instead, Bezos prefers to hype Amazon's retail services, particularly its new Alexa virtual assistant. "Alexa may be Amazon's most loved invention yet – literally – with over 250,000 marriage proposals from customers and counting," said Bezos. Are these people fucking mad. You expect that shit from AppleTards, not us Amazon “Primers!” Bezos said, “she's just getting better. Because Alexa's brain is in the cloud, we can easily and continuously add to her capabilities and make her more useful – wait until you see some of the surprises the team is working on now."
Guess who’s in my cloud?