For the freaks out there who can’t wait to get their $10,000 gold Apple watch. Check out the latest thing in “wearable technology.” A Japanese wearable tomato feeder that sits on your head and pops tomatoes in your pie hole as you run a marathon! Yes indeed, I’m ordering the solid gold, diamond encrusted model today. Top that you Apple fuckers.
Oh, oh... But do they give you a giant arse?