Everyone knows that like most other totally stupid clients, eTrade decided to kill the uber-recognized talking baby that had served them so well for the last millennium and try a new approach. Hence, after their move to Ogilvy, we got the totally imbecilic “Epic Musical” spot. How can you be more embarrassing than that? Easy. Hire one of the world’s greatest fucking actors for millions of dollars, and get them to do something as embarrassing as this piece of shit. Remember when great thespians would only go to the land of the Samurai’s to do spots for “Ito Ham Sausages.” Yeah baby… Dollars, Yen, Euros, or camel dung. Money is fucking money. Ask an Ad-Ho!
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