Here in the Fourth Reich we have everything a survivalist could want, guns, ammo, giant knives, machetes, freeze dried food, potato vodka, flags with swastikas on them… However, the one thing you couldn’t get was a hand-held flamethrower… Well now, the wait is over. Now there’s the XM42, a little beauty that’ll turn zombies, communists and fucking New Yorkers into crispy fried chicken. I’m ordering a dozen ready for the “End Times.” I think that’s when the pubs close. Cheers.
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